Yelawolf - Trunk Music

Not much needs to be said besides this is a str8 slapper.

I saw this online awhile back and honestly was like eh.

Yelawolf.

What the fuck is a Yelawof 1st off.

Then I saw this single with Juelz Mixing Up the Medicine.

Again I said Cam aint fuckin with Juelz only Chris Brown so eh.

I'll pass.

But dammit I saw the Trunk Musik cover and it intrigued me so I downloaded it.

More than glad I did.

From the 1st bass dropping in and him rappin his ass off on the title track I was more than impressed.

Yelawolf - Trunk Musik



Me being who I am I search for more.

And found Stereo and Slick Rick E. Bobby.

Since I do love me some Ricky Bobby I was now a Yelawolf supporter.

Its not often I hear an MC who make me feel that not only are they having fun doing what they do but they actually talented as fuck.

Yelawolf keeps it real from interviews I have read online and as a person who keeps it funky I can respect that.

Support good music and fuckin follow him on twitter or check his MySpace page.

I mean Alabama isn't just Rich Boy anymore.

Now we got some heat coming from that dirt.

Alabama Stand the Fuck Up.

Even if you have no computer or online connection.

Enjoy.
Yelawolf - Trunk Music

BONUS SLAPPERS

Yelawolf - My Box Chevy Pt.2



MORE SLAPS TO THE FACE


Yelawolf - Ballad of Slick Ricky Bobby

T-Pain feat Young Jeezy - Reverse Cowgirl

Well Mr Auto Tune went away for a minute.

What happened to T-Wayne?

Will that album see the light of day while Wayne can't or is it like the I Can't Feel Your Face album with Juelz was executive produced by En Vogue? We neva gonna get it.

But T-Willickers or Top Hat Man as some say has created a banger in my eyes.

Everytime I hear this song it makes me think of that one chick who used to wave her hands in the air and go OOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaa.

I mean I hope any males reading this have experienced this position in the real world.

Lets you grab and control as well as beat like a drum from the bottom mind you.

Anyways for all the Nappy Boys who got screwed by Mr Pain...he is cool in my book with those Moonite chains.


Well enjoy and giddyup giddyup.

T-Pain feat Young Jeezy - Reverse Cowgirl

Rick Ross - Mafia Music II (Bar by Bar Review)

Gotdamn Officer Ricky.

I mean I don't say this to be mean but I mean you were a correctional officer and I don't knock any man for making money to support his family.

But gotdamn you Ricky because the music you make tells me that you really believe the shit you rap about.

Like really truly believe that you were some sort of Cocaine Cowboy.

I mean I can't even say I didn't enjoy Deeper than Rap.

I put that shit in and banged the hell outta it for about 2-3 weeks.

Then the luster wore off and I think I started slapping the Jacka really hard to wash off the filmy glossy reality that you made me live in.

It was a nice image you created for me, but we both know it's not a reality.

You rap really well and paint vivid images that you created in your mind and probably obtained by talking to some of the inmates that you were in charge of from your C.O. days.

But then when I sit back and really listen all you really do is drop really dope lines from someones fantasy life then mix that in with lines about how you are rich and fuck groupies, but said in an entertaining way. Honestly I have to believe you got most of this fantasy life from your C.O. days.

"Come together as one. One gang. One nation. We making informants get plastic surgery. What's behind the moon. Gangster City. Ross"

What the fuck are you talking about here Bawse? Who is we? You and Triple C's? I mean I can almost picture your lazy eye wobbling around as you ramble this shit in the booth after just smoking a blunt or eating a sammich. Its dope but gotdamn Ross.

"Kilograms were the key to my success I apologize being so discrete with my connects"
Dialated pupils are the seeds to a niggas greed
I mean dammit Ross either you have tapped into the inner Don in you or you took notes from your C.O. days. Keep those connects to yourself ya know.

"If she fucking me she lucky just to get some Chucky Cheese, I bust my nut and holla lucky me, its tatted in my vein I remain sucka free"

Stop tricking when you got it niggas word to Beeda Weeda (If you rap holla at Beeda for a verse yaddadamean) And what the fuck is that end about bein so happy you paid for the pussy?

Then that Islamic shit he says just sounds dope.

Someone translate for me.

"Being gangsters a cold job, wacker nigga go rejoice with a blowjob, always wanted a Rolls-Royce with no job, then again all I fear is a dope charge, uhh all I fear is a dope charge, tell me whats the odds for appeals for a dopeboy, who sheds tears for a dopeboy, or what happens to the kids of a dopeboy?"

Damn Bawse you spit some real shit right here. Way to go.

"You know we hustle to the key of life,moving weed and white before we learn to read and write,
so fuck a tutor pay attention to my shooter, she fucking me today but next she b fucking Luda,
we assholes with fast cars and cash flow, my last load was gift wrapped by Castro"

I mean dammit the lines were coming ill and then the beat crashed and then this nigga talking about loads gift wrapped by Castro and we are on the hear you go again Ross. I guess. I hope he means he was smoking a Cuban while he busted on some fat chick. On a side note I hope he only fucks semi fat chicks its not cool watching fat people have sex with skinny people. I fear for them.

"I did it all but the blow was my specialty, mental telepathy directly in my recipe"

Blank stare.

"ahh, 2 mill on my second home, still stepping on a couple bricks of that methadone (Blank Stare)
I got a method for getting money like RZA do(movies), resurrected big poppa in the physical"

You really went there huh Ricky. I mean this makes me think this track is relatively recent considering the Big Poppa reference and the not so strange Diddy cosign.
“Oh y’all ain’t hear the second verse,” Diddy said about Ross’ ‘Angels’ collaboration. “Yo, y’all gonna peep that when we world premiere that. I don’t know, I guess him and Biggie locked up in the room, even my man Hen Roc even said that. For my man Hen Roc to say that and co-sign it like ‘Yo, my man right there sounding like our homie.’ That right there is something special. That’s a mean co-sign, that’s a mean co-sign. I don’t know what was going on in the studio, the spirits were connecting but it’s official. It ain’t bootleg, it ain’t got no preservatives in it.” (Spliff TV)

Ok Diddy we all know you are not ever gonna stop so to see you jump onto yet another rappers coattails isnt surprising but what about Red Cafe? He's ill.

Red Cafe feat Fabolous - I'm Ill



Anyways back to Ross. He continues with his usual drug stories to end the track but as a strange twist he begins naming who he is here to succeed...

"So let the panel know we back, the commission intact, teflon don and all black fulfilling contracts
I’m only here to supersede my successors:
RIP Paul Castellano, Myer Lansky, Bumpy Johnson, Al Capone
T-Roger, Tookie Williams, Carlo Gambino and last but not least John Gotti, Teflon Don,
Ross, Ross, Ross"

Of all the ways to end a track Bawse you end naming off old mobsters and then Tookie gets thrown in there to for what?

Why not Ricky Ross...oh wait.

Why not Kenneth "Boobie" Williams since you know him?

I mean it honestly sounds like he really believes what he says. I cant say he didn't move keys of coke and isn't owed favors from Noriega but I can say that this reminds me of this lesbian I know who loves to fuck her girlfriend with a strap on. Yea I agree why is she a lesbian right if she needs a wang? Stick to bagel bopping. Anyways this chick swears that she can bust a nut fucking her girl with this strap on attached. No its not a double sided one either it is like a fake penis hanging there. She said that she gets off on the act of banging...so pretending to be a man is what gets her off. I said she needs some counseling because she has convinced her brain that she is a man and that is crazy. Rub yourself like a normal woman ya know.

Anyways when Ross ends on his dramatic Ross, Ross, Ross he sounds like a crazy person reaffirming something to their already destroyed mental.


I mean seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Like to me I imagine in his brain he hears people chanting Ross maybe but to me its like the sane part of him is screamin "Loser, Loser, Loser." Who the fuck does he think he is? I can once again see his lazy eye wobbling around crazily while he says this too. Jeez. But again this song is dope way to go

I mean to be clear I really enjoyed both of Rick's albums but I am torn on this fantasy world he is living in. Maybe he is the Biggest Boss we have seen thus far.

or maybe he just ate Guerrilla Black and Biggie's ghost had a radioactive Ouji incident with Puff and Justin.

Anyways despite my commentary enjoy.

Rick Ross - Mafia Music 2

*EXTRA*

Behind the Scenes Mafia Music 2 Produced by the Olympicks

B.o.B, DJ Drama and DJ Sense - May 25th

Happy New Year!

And oh yeah.

Straight up.

Fuck you.

Fuck you all you fucks who took my link down because I didn't write some shit for sometime.

What the fuck.

Can a motherfucker do someshit or what?!

Its cool.

Just like when Deebo took yall niggas gold chains, u shut the fuck up when I was here.

Now that I gone yall lil nigs wanna run yall mouths.

Well.

I will be back like Arnold and I will be blacker than oil and tougher than leather.

So to all my haters.

FUCK YOU.

Word to B.oB.

B.o.B feat DG Yola & Lil Boosie - Fuck You



Anyways I been listening to alot of music lately word to Pac Div but this came out a few days ago so why not keep it fresh.

This is a slapper from B.o.b.O.B.o.B.o....well you get the point.

Enjoy.


DJ Drama & DJ Sense & B.o.B. - May 25th

Gangsta Grillz You Bastards.

West Coast Wednesday: Nipsey Hussle - Bullets Ain't Got No Name Vol.1 - Vol.3

Well its Wednesday and that means its time to throw up your dubs for the West.

I actually stumbled onto Nipsey Hussle last year in one of my online for a brief moment moments, and saw that someone was running a blog for him with the proper title of Bullets Aint Got No Name @ blogspot. Go figure.

I think I Googled the album title and voila, the blog.

Thank you Google in your infinite searching wisdom for providing RELEVANT searches.

Fuck bing, bang, Yahoo, As(k)s, or any other search engine that has to advertise to get people to use it.

Word of mouth is a motherfucker folks.

Take Nipsey for instance.

Word of mouth helped his Bullets series to spread like gunfire in a crowd quickly across America.

Well word of net/mouth or whatever you wanna call it he spread like Swine Flu in less than a year and a half.

Way to hustle Mr. Hussle.

On a sidenote Mr Pilly Wonk had a great piece he wrote on Mr. Hussle you can read here.

Gangbanging is in again!!! All the 40 - 50 year white old music executives are jumping for joy now that the scary black man image can make them an assload of money again. Well I guess it always can make them a assload of money if they market it right so scratch that last statement.

I am torn because on one hand the music needs to be made but on the other hand the West Coast has more musical representatives than those repping drive-bys and khakis.

Violence sells so much better ya know.

So here is another cat who rhymes from the West and bangs hard.

Jay Rock is a Blood from Watts who I have bumped for about 2 years maybe more and he goes in.

Peep his slangtactics.

Jay Rock - Blood Walk 08


Did Mack 10 jump Baby and Wayne into the set or what?

Is that what his Cash Money stay was about?

Or maybe them niggaz got inducted like a female would...

10 dicks, one hole, now that's a tight squeeze.

Ewwwwwwwww.

No Vaseline looking ass niggaz.

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Baby molested Lil Wayne as a child and Chris Hansen needs to intervene and help catch a predator!


Anyways here is the latest from Nipsey Hussle and his Bullets Aint Got No Name series volume 3. As well as Vol.1 and Vol.2 because I love you all.

Not really but enjoy the music.

And I woulda uploaded em myself but this damn Macbook and the damn wifi connection are taking waaaay to long for me to be patient with the uploading process.

So sit down, relax, and take off your shoes.

Party on down to the Nipsey Hussle groove and kick it.

Just kick it.

Enjoy.


Nipsey Hussle - Bullets Ain't Got No Name Vol.1
courtesy of Dubcnn who makes it easy as shit to download for the slower crowds.


Nipsey Hussle - Bullets Ain't Got No Name Vol.2
Thank the Drug King


Nipsey Hussle - Bullets Ain't Got No Name Vol.3

3rd Coast Tuesday: Rich Boy - Kool-Aid Kush & Convertibles

3rd Coast is Texas but lets face it people.

3rd Coast sounds cool to say.

So for this part of our weekly musical selections we will take a trip down south and 3rd coast will be our guide.

I mean Texas touches alot of states and everyone from Texas thinks they are better than the rest of America so it fits right?


Rich Boy still putting out quality music.

And yes it is true he does rap about crack alot like a little Rich Boy boy fan said to him once which you can read about here.

But dammit Zaytoven and whomever else is providing his slaps sure do him right.

Well we can't forget Polow who is nearing almost an outrageous number at 3% of the 18 - 21 year old white women in America who have a picture of his dick on they wall.

Holla at a Playa when you see him on the street.

Alabama stand the fuck up!!

Bigger than the Mayor slaps and if you ain't got it, here you go.

Rich Boy - Bigger than the Mayor

He also dropped Bigger Than the Mayor Pt.2 which I found when I didn't feel like uploading my Bigger than they Mayor and got lazy and stole 2dope links from 2dopeboyz.

Here it is.

Rich Boy - Bigger Than the Mayor Pt.2 from some guy...

He has a new mixtape out and I mean who doesn't love Kool-Aid Kush and Convertibles?

Besides Gingers?

And they don't like it because they don't have souls!!

Well enjoy the latest from Rich Boy and remember...

Gingers are people too.

They just don't have souls.

Enjoy.

Rich Boy - Kool-Aid Kush & Convertibles

Midwest Mondays: Eminem - The Warning

Well lets start some weekly trends for dat ass!!!

It begins with Midwest Mondays where I will drop some ill music from a person or group from the Midwest region.


As you may or have not know Eminem has fallen the fuck off in the eyes of many at least on the MC tip. Not to say he is ass or anything like that but here is a fitting pic.


I guess being a huge pop star isn't really falling off but dammit I miss the Slim Shady style he used to kick.

A personal fav of mine off the Next Friday soundtrack.

Eminem - Murder She Wrote


(They have another version over a different beat but this one slaps more)

Here's another few older Em tracks with Royce da 5'9.

Eminem & Royce da 5'9 - Scary Movies


(Why they said this was an unreleased track on youtube whothefuckknows!! It was on the Scary Movie soundtrack for those of us who stayed long enough to watch that guy suck himself off with the vacuum and heard it...Or who bought the movie!!)

Eminem & Royce da 5'9 - Renegades



It's always crazy for me to hear that track because Proof was a favorite MC of mine when I heard an old freestyle with him and Em on Tim Westwood and he just goes off, and on this track Royce says, "I call my nigga Proof, hand him a pint of Limon, and turn him LOOSE!"

A quick rundown for those not familiar Proof called himself Dirty Harry when he drank because well put 2 and 2 together smart guy! Sadly Proof was killed senselessly in an argument which more than likely was alcohol fueled in which another person also lost their life. We all got that one homie who you can get some shots into and he will fight Sparta if you ask him and Proof sounded like that homie. RIP DeShaun Holton

Bad Meets Evil woulda been some ill shit for real because they complemented each other great but alas the world may never know...

Word to the Outsidaz and Young Zee in particular for helping him go from the Infinite Em to Slim Shady that white America loved/hated so much....

Anyways I honestly stopped coppin Em albums after Encore because the weird gay talk was just not my ish. He was always behind a butt wondering if it makes him homo and it confused the fuck outta me. Not my cup of tea.

But with him calling Nick Cannon (who we all can agree is HILARIOUS word to Dave Chappelle) and Mariah Carey completely out off their names, I can say Mr. Mathers you have caught my attention again. I guess the king just enjoys vulgarity from his pop stars.

Well only because he sparked my interest again with his extreme disrespect towards another man's wife, here is The Warning.

Enjoy.

Eminem - The Warning (Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon diss)

RIP Titus "Baatin" Glover of Slum Village

Slum Village (Baatin) - Pregnant



Baatin and Dilla are teaching Jimi Hendrix all about hip-hop in heaven as you read this.....