Monday, March 31, 2008

DJ Envy Interviews Young Berg

Well Splash sent this to me along damn time ago but honestly I didn't watch it because well...

It's Young Berg.

Nothin against homie..

I actually have peeped some of his stuff and some is semi hot so shout out a youngin on the grind.

DJ Envy Interviews Young Berg



I mostly cared about this video after watching it because I have family in Columbus and real talk...

NOBODY LIKES WOW BOW.

It's not that he might not have been a nice guy at one point.

Maybe he was once a normal wooden boy with dreams of being real.

Jermaine Dupri as Jiminy Cricket so you can get the proper visual.

It's just that since as you have grown you have turned into some kind of self absorbed I Am Very Mad That REAL Musicians Don't Respect Me But I Got Money From a Few Kiddie Pop Albums Doing Aight In The Past kinda artist.

So please stop taking your shirt off on stage with your "friend" Omarion.


The only word for your look is Hungry yo.

And not like a hippo.

That coupled with your arm waving tendencies give off the wrong message of blatant homosexuality.

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We don't believe you you shoulda stayed faithful to Ciara.

Or not have College Hill females calling you gay.

Not the best look.

Maybe you should defend Omarion some more...

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Kanye West feat Chris Martin - Homecoming (Video)


Glow in the Dark tour better have me trippin balls yo.

Fa reals.

Latest Kanye video feat Coldplay's Chris Martin.

DAMN YOU JAY-Z FOR STEALING KANYE'S IDEAS!!!

DAMN YOU TO HADES!!!!

Shout out OnSmash.

Enjoy.

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G-Unit - I Like The Way She Move (WebRip)


I think 50 is back on his shit for reals.

Well I don't think dammit he is giving us the proof.

Return of the Bodysnatchers.

Elephant in the Sand.

And the latest G-Unit album dropping Lock and Load.

Here is the 1st single off the album.

Shout out Mr.X

Enjoy.

G-Unit - I Like The Way She Move (WebRip)

Gotdamn these fucking bloggers going crazy with nothing to post.

I been on my shit lately so uh yeah you can expect the highest quality of dope albums that you need to be bumping will be dropping in the coming weeks.

The Drought is NEVER happening in Zamunda1.

I'm big dangerous you just a Lil Weezy.

Shout out the guy who said Willie the Kid sucked in Low's chatbox.

And that I Self Devine of the Micranots didn't know the big words he was using in his rhymes.

That is why Nas can say hip-hop is dead.

Close minded haters with nothing to hate on hatin.

At least hate on Soulja Boy.

GZA does it.

But Wu-Tang is forever.

Check some dope hip-hop people.

Micranots Last Interview with Cypher Saturn



Infinito 2017 ft. Thaione Davis - On My Way Back Home



Willie the Kid - Fully Loaded



La the Darkman & Willie the Kid - Dumping the Ruger



So which one sucks more HipHopNaz?

You pick...

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A.T.B.A.N. Klann - Grass Roots


Well not much is needed to be said about this.

Except that guy who looks like will.i.am on the left is really will.i.am on the left.

This album was supposed to come out on Ruthless Records but after the death of Eazy-E it got shelved.

Here it is for your listening pleasure.

Before they became Black Eyed Peas and many moons before they went pop.

Enjoy.

A.T.B.A.N. Klann - Grass Roots

BONUS VIDEO

will.i.am feat Cheryl Cole - Heartbreaker

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1st Look - Snake Eyes from Upcoming GI Joe Movie

OK so here is the deal.

Apparently the Ray Park, the guy who played Darth Maul, is going to be playing another character who says nothing in a movie.

AKA Snake Eyes!!!

Well I can't say he has said nothing because he was also Toad in the X-Men movies and he got to hop around and spit out a few lines here and there.

I am looking forward to the GI Joe movie because well who doesn't like GI Joe?

Besides commies?

The point is this is one white guy who you don't want to test.

Wushu Master wins everytime.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Mariah Carey feat Cam'Ron - Touch My Body (Desert Storm Remix)


Splash took the time out from scoping ass like a big game hunter down in Palm Beach to drop this gem to me.

Looks like Cam'Ron is doing more than being seen in broke down cars around New York.

Good because I enjoy me some Killa.

Even though DipSet is in turmoil, I do enjoy their music side of things occasionally.

For those who care DJ Clue got his production game on for the beat.

Enjoy.

Mariah Carey feat Cam'Ron - Touch My Body (Desert Storm Remix)

DipSet?

Byrd Gang?

Skull Gang?

Too many affiliations yo...

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Eazy Duz It - Eazy's Thought Part I


This was too funny not too post.

From the mind of EazyDuzIt.

Check his site here.

Laugh bitches.

Enjoy.

Eazy Duz It - Eazy's Thought Part I

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jacka - Snowflake


Well ever since Dookie opened my eyes to the Mob Figaz I have been hooked.

Every nig in the crew go hard lyrically and what's even better...

THEY IS REAL.

NOT STUDIO GANGSTERS.

GASP!!

Yeah some people actually recognize real still.

Shout out Nick Wonder.

I have some other albums by them already posted so don't be lazy and search Jacka to find em.

Anyways...

Here is the latest single from The Jacka's Jive release Teargas.

Shout out the Dookie Monster.

Enjoy.

The Jacka - Snowflake

BONUS SLAP

The Jacka feat Kels - Outbreak

Husalah - Late Night

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Beyonce - Beautiful Nightmare


Beyonce is back with a non country song for now.

When I think of Beyonce I think to myself, "Wow that is one fine looking woman. I wonder if the pussy smell like water?"

Word to Plies.

Also I wonder if she enjoys champagne and chronic a la her sister Solange.



I also think that Aretha Franklin is a legend in the game whom I frequently have on my playlist...

But she is 3 times the woman she was in the Blues Brothers.

And I don't mean shit about her vocal ability.

That's a huge bitch.


And for the record Tina Turner IS the Queen of Rock and Roll.

You can be the Queen of Soul or R&B or whatever you want to be, but really honestly the Queen of Obese Overweight Black Women Who Could Use Their Fame To Do More Than Eat and Complain is a much better title nowadays.

Shout out Big Splash Diesel for blessing me with this track rumored to be off her yet untitled 3rd solo release.

Enjoy.

Beyonce - Beautiful Nightmare

And since sexy people falling amuses us all...

Watch Beyonce practice her tumbling skills in Orlando.

Florida is the place to be.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Eazy E - Eazy-Duz-It


RIP a West Coast Pioneer who died this day in 1995.

Nothing much is needed to be said about him.

Because if you don't know about Eazy E...

Stab yourself with an AIDS infected needle.

One of the last Real Motherphuckin G's.

ATBANN Klann AKA Black Eyed Peas anyone?

Before Fergie.

The man knew talent.

Enjoy.


Eazy E - Eazy-Duz-It

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DJ Khaled is Omid Djalili



Not only is he a very annoying DJ, but apparently DJ Khaled is also a semi successful actor/comedian as well.

You might have seen Khaled in such films as The Mummy, Gladiator, or most recently in Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End.

Next time you see Khaled trying to act like a DJ remember it's not his fault he can't cut properly.

He is a comedian by trade.

So just point at him and laugh.

And laugh and laugh and laugh.

He will understand.

Don't forget to scream out,"No More Goat Soup!!!"

Watch The Mummy and you will understand.

Bish Bash Bosh Welsh People.

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DJ Envy Interviews Zab Judah & "Sugar" Shane Mosley



This fight should be good.

It's always better when they really dislike each other.

Or at least act like they do.

Shout out Splash.

Some great Zab quotes from their press conference before the vid.

"After my fight with Cotto, he went to the hospital, we got the medical records. After the fight with you, Cotto went to a Rican party!"

"I bet you 100,000 you won't knock me out!"

"I promise yall after this fight, he won't fight anymore!. His family gon tell him, 'Daddy, don't do this anymore. Don't do this anymore daddy, just sit on down and relax. Watch me go to school and play football, daddy. Come to my practices. Do not go back in there messing with that man, Daddy! You know he gotta problem, don't even be in there with that man. That man got mean intentions!"

Now a quote from the winner of the bout Shane Mosley.

Yeah I said it.

Mosley in a Round 8 KO on Zab "Glass Jaw" Judah.

"It doesn't matter what he says. I have a mission. I have a goal and my goal is to destroy everything in front of me."

Enjoy.

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Prodigy is a Fuckin Clown


As a long time Mobb Deep fan I have to say...

Prodigy is a now a fucking clown in my eyes.

Some people use the net to make themselves look good and mock their enemies for sport a la 50 Cent.

P uses it to make himself seem less and less like the P we listened to growing up and more and more like Ballerina P we saw at Summer Jam.

P are you ok?

So, P are you ok?

Are you ok P?

He got snuffed by...

He got snuffed by...

A smooth criminal.

Lakey the Kid is basically what Prodigy (and Nas, yeah I said it) wish they were.

A real street dude with ill verbal tendencies.

My favorite part of the vid has to be when Lakey says, "I ain't about robbin niggas for no petty chains and shit."

Then the homie next to him gets some shine with the best line, "I am!! I will rob you when i see you!!"

The whole thing is comedy.

P explaining why he got robbed and two pieced.

And Lakey wondering why P shoots up a empty car.

Mobb Deep or Mobb Weak?

You decide.

Enjoy.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

AC - New Soul (Produced by Phenom & J. Glaze for Mental Instruments)


Staten Island representer AC has a new track.

This is a quite fresh joint and shout out the producers Phenom & J. Glaze for reminding me why most producers these days are not innovative and take no chances.

These fools flipped the catchy Apple song and made it fresh to def.

That is hip-hop.

Note to wack beat makers.

Step your sample game up.

It's the melodies people.

They live around you like asbestos.

Snatched from LowKeezy.

And I didn't feel like looking for pics so I snatched that from Low too.

Enjoy.

AC - New Soul (Produced by Phenom & J. Glaze for Mental Instruments)

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Exclusive - Jay-Z & Mary J Blige - Heart of the City Tour - Miami

DJ Nick Wonder continuing to e-shart on us all with this exclusive Jay-Z and Mary J Blige Heart of the City Tour footage from the kick off in Miami.

You know you love this shit.

Enjoy because I know I did.

I was there in spirit.

And blunt smoke.

Smokers Union Coming for your listening pleasure.

Now enjoy what Nick Wonder has bestowed upon us.

Jay-Z & Mary J Blige - Heart of the City Tour - Miami - Kanye West Comes Out



More Kanye - Good Life



Jay-Z - Big Pimpin - Timbo - Encore



Dirt Off Your Shoulder/PSA



DJ Booth



JIGGA into Chill Mode



Blue Magic (Fuck Bush)



Enter Jay-Z & Mary J Blige - AKA Temporary Blackout (lol)



Show Closing

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Exclusive - Jay-Z Live @ The Fillmore in Miami

Well thanks to some meddling Hispanics who chose Saturday as the day they would try to get free cable I was quite shocked Saturday afternoon when my connection timed out.

The internet was down for the slow people.

Please get our electrician skills up guys for your further schemes.

Anyways.

For those of you who have been living under a rock somewhere, Jay-Z and Mary J Blige kicked off the Heart of the City tour recently in Miami.

Of course DJ Nick Wonder, Master of Miami's 1s and 2s, decided to provide us with a sneak peek at the festivus.

Why did he do this?

Because REAL DJ's do REAL things.

Fuck the security guard if they won't let us in.

If you don't give a damn we don't give a fuck.

Enjoy.

Jay-Z Live @ the Fillmore - Miami - Hello



Roc Boys



Show Me What You Got



Dirt Off Shoulder/PSA



Memphis Bleek Set (Miss Dev is Glad)

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Marques Houston and Chris Stokes are Ass Assasins

Long, long before the whole Raz B incident, I had heard a rumor that Chris Stokes was the bisexual Suge Knight and involved with some person(s) sexually in his TUG camp.

I searched for more credible information on the rumor but honestly hunting down whose gay and whose not really isn't my thing.

Save that for mediatakeout and Perez.

Anyways when I heard Ray J dropped a mixtape with the Drama King KaySlay I assumed the drama involved sex tapes or shit no one really cares about.

We are like a vampires lusting for blood and our thirst is only quenched with the filthiest, bloodiest gossip chunks that we can sink our ravenous fangs into.

If I would have known that Ray J had some personal stuff on folks that was nastier than drinking a cup full of period blood, I might have copped the joint.

Honestly this funny cover threw me off yo.


Anyways, Ray J dropped this track aimed at Chris Stokes and Marques Houston.



It's not the best diss ever a la Papoose but it rings a lil too close to recent comments made by Raz "I Got Punked and Paid Off" B.

Most grown men no matter the what circumstances are, will not make up child molestation cases out of thin air.

Where is that Law & Order: SVU Asian when you need him.


On real shit though, it ain't even about this nigga being gay if he is.

That is his own issue why he has been hiding it for years from his wife and kids.

Cats do it all the time, be having a wife and kids to hide the fact that they like to ride pole, so don't act shocked like, " King how dare you! His wife and kids will be traumatized by this!"

Open your eyes to the fact your man is fruity AKA you Keisha.

This is about a child molester fa reals on some sicko To Catch A Child Star shit.

For me as someone who has watched Immature break out from a musical act into some of the first re-occurring roles involving hip-hop acts, as well as further down the line to create some annoyingly catchy boy band creations that TUG spawned, I really sit back and look at this like hmmmmm.

Sorta like the R Kelly thing.

I can't help now when I am listening to Kells older music I perceive hidden messages to his abnormal lust for underage girls.

Maybe I don't perceive them.

Maybe they are actually there.

That is the problem now because I don't know.

R Kelly and Chris Stokes are both suspect.

Looking back at the TUG roster I see not one grown-up act.

Thank wiki for this one folks.

Former Acts

Current Acts

Hopefully ya'll haven't edited it out of proportion but if it's wrong please someone help correct it for me.

Maybe he had a few grown folks around.

I do see a lot of underage pre-teen to teenage boys though.

Or as Chris might have called them The Ultimate Group.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Anyone who takes advantage of a child's innocence is a one sick puppy, male or female, and should be stoned to death.

Man I am getting a lot of good ideas watching Law & Order: SVU because that is another gem via them, so I recommend it to all my citizens.

Here is Ray J basically not getting sued but still confirming his remarks of Marques and Chris playing baseball naked with each other.

We do know Mr. Stokes is quick with the cease and desist letters fa reals so who knows how long this will be up for.

I can't even say enjoy because I am really fucking disturbed by the whole thing but I have been saying for the longest the truth will come out eventually.

You be the judge in the coming months.



Rumors on Ricky Romance do seem to make some of the allegations cloudier but honestly I am just dumbfounded on things like this happening to kids yo.

Literally right in front of our eyes.

Say a prayer for anyone who has ever had to experience trauma such as that in their lifetime, or any hardships at all.

Now back to our regularly scheduled bullshit.

EDIT: I was sitting here thinking what happened to O'Ryan, Omarions little brother?

I guess he changed his name to Sonnie Ocean and now does psychedelic R&B?

WTF is that?

Cats don't just sing anymore...

And it sounds like, and you can't make this kinda shit up "music 0n Meds. HEAVY C0KE!"

I dunno about that because I know people who do heavy coke to numb the pain.

I'm just throwing stuff out there...

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AZ feat Consequence - Heavy in the Game (Unreleased)


Sosa and Con-to-the-Quence on a track.

Letting you know why they are heavy in the game.

AZ and Cormega are better than Nas.

Yeah I said it.

Enjoy.

AZ feat Consequence - Heavy in the Game (Unreleased)

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Online Music Success In 15 Easy Steps

Advance: $250,000
Manager's cut: $37,500
Legal fees: $10,000

Recording Budget: $150,000
Producer's advance: $50,000
Studio fee: $52,500
Drum, Amp, Mic and Phase "Doctors": $3,000
Recording tape: $8,000
Equipment rental: $5,000
Cartage and Transportation: $5,000
Lodgings while in studio: $10,000
Catering: $3,000
Mastering: $10,000
Tape copies, reference CDs, shipping tapes, misc expenses: $2,000

Video budget: $30,000
Cameras: $8,000
Crew: $5,000
Processing and transfers: $3,000
Offline: $2,000
Online editing: $3,000
Catering: $1,000
Stage and construction: $3,000
Copies, couriers, transportation: $2,000
Director's fee: $3,000

Album Artwork: $5,000
Promotional photo shoot and duplication: $2,000

Band fund: $15,000
New fancy professional drum kit: $5,000
New fancy professional guitars (2): $3,000
New fancy professional guitar amp rigs (2): $4,000
New fancy potato-shaped bass guitar: $1,000
New fancy rack of lights bass amp: $1,000
Rehearsal space rental: $500
Big blowout party for their friends: $500

Tour expense (5 weeks): $50,875
Bus: $25,000
Crew (3): $7,500
Food and per diems: $7,875

Fuel: $3,000
Consumable supplies: $3,500
Wardrobe: $1,000

Promotion: $3,000

Tour gross income: $50,000
Agent s cut: $7,500
Manager's cut: $7,500

Merchandising advance: $20,000
Manager's cut: $3,000
Lawyer's fee: $1,000

Publishing advance: $20,000
Manager's cut: $3,000
Lawyer's fee: $1,000

Record sales: 250,000 @ $12 = $3,000,000 gross retail revenue Royalty (13% of 90% of retail): $351,000
Less advance: $250,000
Producer's points: (3% less $5
0,000 advance) $40,000
Promotional budget: $25,000
Recoupable buyout from previous label: $50,000
Net royalty: (-$14,000)

Record company income:
Record wholesale price $6.50 x 250,000 = $1,625,000 gross income
Artist Royalties: $351,000

Deficit from royalties: $14,000
Manufacturing, packaging and distribution @ $2.20 per record: $550,000

Gross profit: $710,000

The Balance Sheet: This is how much each player got paid at the end of the game.

Record company: $710,000
Producer: $90,000
Manager: $51,000

Studio: $52,500
Previous label: $50,000
Agent: $7,500
Lawyer: $12,000
Band member net income each: $4,031.25


I found this online here and thought it was a nice breakout of how money is distributed once it gets down to the nitty gritty of who gets paid and how.

This is the part of the game no one thinks about.

Everyone wants to be a rap superstar and be on a major label.


Major labels want to make money off you the product.

The problem arises when you do not understand the business.

Man.

So the problem for the major labels become how can we make enough sales to recoup what we put into marketing and recording?

1st things notice how manufacturing was not even mentioned in this scenario.

If you still are on the corner trying to slang your CDs welcome to the digital world buddy.

Who still buys CDs anymore?


Real talk.

Many labels wanted to sue blogs and other folks who leak their music early.

Some actually did.

Instead of trying to stop change, embrace it.

Let me explain how you can take 150K and turn it into profit.

ROI anyone?

1st off I am not a damn accountant and I never had to break down the exact expenses that are incurred on a major recording budget so fuck off if I am not correct in this aspect or forget whatever.

You should get the picture.

We are going to be building a buzz for a new artist in a 15 easy steps.

1) Start with 150K Mr Major Recording Label.

If you are not a major with money like that well use whatever budget is applicable.

Simple enough right.

2) Take 75K for recording fees like producers, mastering, equipment rental, and all those good things.

Now you should have at least 30 - 40 hot tracks.

If you as an artist cannot get your Tupac on in the studio and create music constantly well you need to be a doctor or something.



3) Now out of these 30 - 40 hot tracks you can select at least 4 or more hot tracks to leak to the net early to build up a buzz.

Don't leak em yet.

4) Take another 10K to get all promotional pictures done.

This includes a cover and back for the digital EP, a cover and back for a digital LP we will get into later, any singles you will be leaking, those ab pics for the ladies, or the ones that bring the boys to the yard.

Get it all done in one setting and sit on them.

5) Then release them to the DJ world 1st.

If you are in the music business and don't know any DJs, well just shoot yourself now.

DJs play what is hot.

I am not talking about your local radio station DJ either.

Club DJs.

Network people.

Now we all know the blogs are a place where new music is heard 1st.

For free.

So instead of whining about my single getting released, take the pro-active approach and release it yourself.

If it's hot it will spread.

People will go, "Who The Fuck is That?" a la Dolla.

6) Release it to the LowKeys, the Eskays, the Mr. X's, 2dopeboyz, YoungKingz, Marc Jaycob's, Preachers, there is only one Perez, Necole Bitchie's, illseed, bossip, OnSmash, honestly the more the better.

They in turn will spread it if its hot.

Again for the layman this is called free marketing.

FREE.

Again if it's not hot I doubt it will get any re-link value.

Just a note for all you folks who really should not be doing music.

7) Of course remember to always include the singles for download as a ringtone, or in the single version at itunes, Yahoo, AOL, or wherever you DL music from.

The recouping process begins there...

Major labels have the advantages here over a smaller indie because anytime a (insert major label here) artist releases a single they get some promotion at least and the (insert major label here) brand name is enough for some people to give it a listen.

Small labels don't fear!!

If it is hot, they will listen....

Some people come to the crossroads of DJs and bloggers spreading your shit and say to yourself, "How can I do this without paying them to pay my shit?"

Again this is a road you must cross yourself between you and them.

I say if it's hot let it spin but that is me.

I am not one to turn down a fat check either.

Now we are sitting at 85K spent and we are looking good.

I am going to say if it was REALLY hot you recoup with the additional 10 - 15K paid DLs.

Lets keep it 99 cents so we have around 15K recouped.

Nice.

Take good ole Jordin Sparks.

Her album sold shitty but her single is getting major DLs because of the Chris Brown collabo.

If only they didn't waste all that money on manufacturing she might be getting some chips....

Oh wait she is on a major label....

8) Time for a good ole fashioned tour of the States.

Not an expensive Lear jet tour but a simple bus will suffice.

It is just about getting this new artist out into the minds of his/her soon to be public.

Mall tours, coffee shop tours, mosh pit tours, car show tours, state fair tours.

The list goes on really.

Use your imagination.

So we are all on the same page here...

We have recorded 30 - 40 songs, taken care of all promotional pics for EP, LP, and singles, distributed the single for ringtone and single download, and are now in a promotional Look at MeNow and Remember My Ass kinda tour.

9) Depending on what kind of online buzz you see for the singles that were released is when you begin the tour.

If the response is immediate then you immediately start your Look at Me now and Remember My Ass tour.

We will throw another 35K into the tour for food, bus, and the needed bullshit.

So we are sitting at 120K of our 150K budget.

Pretty good.

Now here is the time we really start to try to recoup.

People will DL your shit illegally.

It's gonna happen.

So give them a reason to buy it.

10) It will only be available via DL and the album will have exclusive videos but only found on particular DL sites like itunes, Amazon, or whomever you want to partner with.

Sell it for $6.99.

Since the minute it gets bought by someone that version will be available for DL as well somewhere online, don't fret.

Again people will always DL illegally just like people will always buy things.

Some folks are very scared by those things shown before the movies.

Now if I should have told you to already have a MySpace/Facebook/Many Others Take Your Pick page created before you even began this journey of stardom, and someone online constantly to get people as your friends and interested in your everyday activities, well you should have already contacted King Jafee to get your social media marketing skills up.

Do it right you should garner at least 50 - 75K DLs.

AT LEAST.

By doing it right I mean know your target market.

Make sure that the songs on the EP are all dope and no filler is included.

So using the low end of 50K we recouped 349,500K.

So we are 99,500k in the green.

Stop now?

Neverdat.

Now it depends on where you want to take it from here.

11) I suggest after the Remember My Ass tour you get your artist as many major appearances as you can like guest appearances, TV, magazines, blah blah blah.

Now people who saw them on the Remember My Ass Tour will go, "Oh yeah Them!!" and the other ones will go, "Who is this Person?" and it begins the branding process.

12) Remind folks that a LP will be dropping by releasing some teaser singles from the album for illegal DL and purchase.

DJs and bloggers become your friend again.

13) Now time to release a good ole LP with additional videos, behind the scenes, whatever you you can use to give your fans more than the next guy.

Sell it for $9.99.

This better have been worth it because if you do this process right you will have eager fans anticipating the album release.

If done right again you should garner at least 75 - 100K DLs.

AT LEAST.

Using the low end of 75K we recouped $749,250.

Not bad off a 150K investment.

14) After releasing the LP we spend the remaining 30K to go on a It's Me Bitches Tour.

Held in places across the country where the fans can get the feel they are getting to know the artist personally.

I believe they call them intimate settings.

15) Finally sit back and let the music fuel your creative passion.

This whole scenario can take anywhere from a year to three years depending on really how it is mapped out.

I prefer the year and a half to two year scenario because it is easily achievable.

All it takes is planning and execution.

And quality online marketing.

50 Cent is the only major artist who seems poised to actually take advantage of this new horizon.

And he is having fun doing the music.


Plus doing entertaining videos exclusive for the internet (HINT HINT) for songs that are on his web only released albums. (HINT HINT)

That is hip-hop.

Hope this helps some of you who are having a hard time with the whole technology running the world aspect.

The beauty of this plan is that it can apply to any genre of music and the possibilities that you can include in terms of offline and online marketing and promotion are limitless.

It really is up to you.

Enjoy.

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Big Boi feat Andre 3000 & Raekwon - Royal Flush


Well, well, well folks.

Looks like its 1994 all over again.

I just wanted to see how many more people will say that.

Let's start a trend.

If you post this song you have to say it's 1994 all over again.

I saw a sign and it opened up my eyes I saw a sign.

Enjoy.

Big Boi feat Andre 3000 & Raekwon - Royal Flush

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Foul Mouthed Jerk feat Masta Ace - Smalltown USA


Hip-hop can never die.

Too many of us grew up in the culture and use it to express ourselves the only way we know how.

With a mic, a beat, and a DJ.

Who is the Foul Mouthed Jerk you ask yourself?

Check his MySpace here to find out a little more.

Looks like Petey really did make North Carolina stand up.

Masta Ace always shows love to up and comers because he loves his culture and shows it.

All you too good to feature with a new comer looking asses need to quit that shit.

Let's collab and educate the youth about this hip-hop we love.

Enjoy.

Foul Mouthed Jerk feat Masta Ace - Smalltown USA

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Fat Joe's Funeral


Well it looks like Obese Joe played right into 50 Cent's career crushing game plan.

Shame on you Puerto Ricans for not supporting Obese Joe!!!

LMAO!!

50 Cent for President of Hip-Hop!!

He is the most hip-hop cat out now to take a page from KRS-ONE.

If you don't understand why. well you are probably down with Terror Squad.

Enjoy.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising


One of the dopest if not THE dopest hip hop groups of all time.

Word to Dave Chappelle.

The King feels quite shitty today and think I caught the West Nile virus.

Damn mosquitoes.

Enjoy.


  1. "Intro"
  2. "The Magic Number"
  3. "Change in Speak"
  4. "Cool Breeze on the Rocks"
  5. "Can U Keep a Secret"
  6. "Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin's Revenge)"
  7. "Ghetto Thang"
  8. "Transmitting Live From Mars"
  9. "Eye Know"
  10. "Take It Off"
  11. "A Little Bit of Soap"
  12. "Tread Water"
  13. "Potholes in My Lawn"
  14. "Say No Go"
  15. "Do as De La Does"
  16. "Plug Tunin' (Last Chance to Comprehend)"
  17. "De La Orgee"
  18. "Buddy" (with Jungle Brothers and Q-Tip)
  19. "Description"
  20. "Me Myself and I"
  21. "This Is a Recording 4 Living in a Fulltime Era (L.I.F.E.)"
  22. "I Can Do Anything (Delacratic)"
  23. "D.A.I.S.Y. Age"
  24. "Plug Tunin'" (original 12" version)
De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

MC Ren - Kizz My Black Azz


MC Ren was a member of NWA and a very underrated rhymer.

So for all of you who don't know who he is...

And those of you blowing seedy Mexican brown hating how I get down...

Kizz My Black Azz.

Enjoy.


  1. "Intro: Check It Out Y'all"
  2. "Behind the Scenes"
  3. "Final Frontier"
  4. "Right Up My Alley"
  5. "Hounddogz"
  6. "Kizz My Black Azz"
MC Ren - Kizz My Black Azz

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The Boondocks Episode Banned From TV

Shout out LowKey!!

If it don't have a dot com behind it I don't know if I can fuck with it.

BET that.

Enjoy.

The Boondocks Season 2 Episode 14 "Hunger Strikes"

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Ne-Yo's Sister vs R Kelly


VS


MOON FACE VERSUS THE PISSER!!
LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!
GET YOUR TICKETS BEFORE THEY ARE SOGGY WITH PISS AND MOONBEAMS!!

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Lil Wayne feat Corey Gunz - A Millie


Corey Gunz has been hot.

You aint know?

He kills this track better than Weezy I'd say.

Shout out LowKey via Splash.

No annoying DJ.

Thanks!!

Enjoy.

Lil Wayne feat Corey Gunz - A Millie Shout out DJ Keef.

Since Bangladesh produced this track as well...

King Jafee - Ole Lookin Ass Nigga

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Shana May Jackson feat Ne-Yo - 80's Kind of Love


Shout out YK for opening my eyes to this talented young sexpot.

Check out her MySpace here.

She has a new track with Ne-Yo that is smooth type of sound that you can put on and know you will be getting blessed from your lady friend while it plays in the background.

Background music for lovage.

Enjoy.

Shana May Jackson feat Ne-Yo - 80's Kind of Love


When is Ne-Yo going to Beast out on Kells?

HE IS COMING FOR YOU KELLS!!

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Busta Rhymes - Lights, Camera, Action


WOO HAA!!

I WILL ROID OUT AND SNAP YOUR NECK!!

sung to the tune of Woo Haa (Got You All In Check)

New joint from Busta came out yesterday...

Or maybe the day before...

I dunno I been at the damn hospital all night...

Tending to the wounded and sick...

Why me tag?

Enjoy.

Busta Rhymes - Lights, Camera, Action


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Monday, March 17, 2008

What The Fuck is a Barack?


I heard about this earlier from a friend of mine (Shout out disgruntled Biscuits!) and after seeing this picture of Crack Head X, I had to post it.

It is an interview he did with XXL recently about his apparent lack of political knowledge.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?


Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just-it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.

Yeah, but the country is.
I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.

The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.

But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.

Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
Good for him, good for him.

Real talk as I don't know where X is getting his dope from on the East but out West can I please address all you Arizona folks supplying this man with whatever he is on when he talks nowadays.

STOP SERVING DMX ROCK!!

PLEASE!!

ALL YOU WEST SIDE CITY D-BOYS AND SOUTH SIDE PUSHERS NEED TO STOP SERVING X!!

I MEAN GET WITH THE TIMES AND START SELLING CELEBS METH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

JEEZ..

DMX: A-Yo!!!

We need your car!!

Car Jack Vic: Aren't you DMX?

No, I am a FBI agent....You KNOW!! Both me and my mans and them.

No I think I know you. You're DMX. X is gonna give it to ya...roof roof!!

I don't think these niggas heard me yo! Lord give me a sign!! And give me your car!! I'm an undercover FBI agent...You KNOW!!

Ummmm alright D.....

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Madonna feat Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - 4 Minutes (CDQ)


Madonna is back and obviously she wants some of that urban money now.

I can honestly say that the song is a club banger and I expect it to pollute airwaves near you soon.

The King can really give two fucks about where you heard it first...

I just need some damn comments or the c-box is coming down.

Its quite ugly.

Enjoy.

Madonna feat Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - 4 Minutes

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Teriyaki Boyz feat Busta Rhymes & Pharrell - Zock On! (Video)

A few years ago, Teriyaki Boyz released an album that shitted on everything coming out at the time.

Production value alone was reason enough for me to cop the album.

I didn't know what they were saying, but dammit I knew it was doper than what was on the radio at the time.

This is doper than what is on the radio now.

Plus The Neptunes produced it.

Zock On bitches.

Enjoy.

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Over the Weekend Things Happened

To sum up the weekend for my Citizens.

Game dropped a track that was decent.

Peep it here.

I suppose since I am a West Coaster I should have posted it but honestly it was nothing special.

I can't hate another black man who is getting money and when he wants to be is a very dope rhymesayer, but I am going to point out the fact that he waved his gun at someone after a basketball game dispute.

This isn't Fresh Jayceon.

Anyways to get the taste of cliche out of my mouth and yours...

Here are a few classic West Coast albums.

Lil 1/2 Dead and DJ Yella.

1/2 Dead is Nate Dogg's cousin and made a pretty dope album with his first release.

Then he got arrested a few times and dropped albums the Messy Marv way.

Sidenote: It was rumored 1/2 Dead was doing porno at one point.

DJ Yella was down with Eazy-E and after he died he really was the only one who was doing him right in my eyes by at least putting out a super slept on dope album.

Word to MC Ren.

Sidenote: I guess Yella did porno too but I mean who hasn't done porno yaddadmean?

Enjoy.


1. Had to Be a Hustler
2. 12 Pacofdoja
3. Stz'll Got It
4. Play 'Em or Spray 'Em
5. Still on a Mission
6. Dead Man Can't Rap
7. Hustler's Interlude
8. That Dope Nigga 1/2 Dead
9. East Side, West Side
10. Now They Come Around
11. That's What You Get
12. I Don't Stop
13. You Know Me
14. Dedicated

Lil 1/2 Dead - The Dead Has Arisen



1. Doses of Reality
2. West Side Story
3. Interlude
4. Streets Won't Let Me Go
5. Interlude
6. Neva Had a Chance
7. Interlude
8. 4 the E
9. Interlude
10. Send 4 Me
11. Interlude
12. Dat's How I'm Livin
13. Interlude
14. Ain't No Luv
15. Interlude
16. 2Two Face
17. Interlude
18. So in Luv
19. Interlude
20. Not Long Ago

Yella - One Mo Nigga Ta Go

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Papoose - A Fair One (Fat Joe/DJ Khaled Diss)


Well I guess Fat Joe realy didn't expect this one.

50 is killing him.

Then Pap comes out and straight up shits all on his face.

Daaaaaaam Joey Ass Crack...

Don't you live in Miami?

You better start making bass music because your career is not looking very good right about now.

D.I.T.C.

Help your friend out.

Please.

For the love of all that is dug from a crate.

Enjoy.

Papoose - A Fair One (Fat Joe/DJ Khaled Diss)

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Smoke All in Your Eyes

Well let me 1st say this...

The format is about to change.

I am still gonna post the new tracks that slap for ya.

Still gonna post the albums you need to know about both new and old that slap for ya.

Just gonna organize it more.

With less new shit unless it really go hard.

And the Smokers Union is about to blow a potent cloud in your faces that will leave your dream women toasted.


Or dream man for all you ladies out there.

While we are on the topic...

Since ya is rollin doo doo anyways....

Here is an album that you should relate to.

2 Hyped Brothers & A Dog - Ya Rollin Doo Doo

Enjoy.


  1. introduction
  2. one nigger you aint foolin
  3. doo doo brown
  4. ya rollin doo doo
  5. greeks in the house
  6. the sermon
  7. fashion police
  8. swing (to the music)
  9. got me running
  10. work it
  11. crazy
  12. the shout outs
2 Hyped Brothers & A Dog - Ya Rollin Doo Doo

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

G-Unit - Rider 4 Real (Video)

They be up on some shit.

Enjoy.

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Shawty Putt feat Lil Jon - Dat Baby (Video)

Shawty Putt has a funny name.

How do you feel about his song?

Shout out Big Splash.

Enjoy.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mario - Crazy Kind Of Love


Mario is a...

Dancin'...

Dancin'...

DANCIN!!

Dancin' Machine!!

His lady friend's lady lumps look very nice too.

Enjoy.

Mario - Crazy Kind Of Love

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